SpaceX bets $60B on Cursor, OpenAI drops GPT-Rosalind and ChatGPT Images 2.0, Meta keyboards its employees, and a robot outruns humanity — today's AI in one chaotic Wednesday.

From Anthropic's Amazon mega-deal and a new life sciences model to robot half-marathoners and Chinese workers training their own AI replacements — Tuesday's AI news is dense, strange, and not slowing down.

Vercel gets hacked by an AI agent's OAuth fumble, Chinese workers are told to train their replacements, and 95% of enterprise AI pilots die quietly — but the hype cycle rolls on.

Cerebras files for IPO, the RAM shortage may last until 2030, Tesla's robotaxi rolls into Dallas and Houston, and AI vendors discover that 'working as intended' is now a security posture.

OpenAI sheds Sora and two executives, Claude Opus hacks Chrome for under $3K, and Sam Altman wants to scan your face before your next Tinder date — it's Saturday in AI.

OpenAI and Anthropic trade punches in the coding wars, Sam Altman's truthfulness goes on trial, and the UK bets $675M on homegrown AI — your Friday AI briefing.

From Molotov cocktails at Sam Altman's door to a $4,370 humanoid robot on AliExpress, today's AI news runs the full spectrum from alarming to absurd.

Today's AI news spans an assassination attempt on Sam Altman, Zuckerberg's AI clone, Stanford's AI report card, Anthropic's rough week, and a $4,370 robot you can apparently buy on AliExpress.